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Suited For War

Book Two in the Nine Inch Bride Series


A Ticking Time Bomb!

Dash McCallum

There's something I've been waiting to see happen since the publishing model shifted from the Big Five and their small press colleagues acting as absolute gatekeepers to the free love and hot sauce self-publishing world of today. Reading Suited For War, the freshly-minted second volume in the anonymous (!) Nine Inch Bride series, I wondered if that something's time had finally come. The something in question is this: A book comes out on Amazon that has the cultural nous to change the world, and nobody notices.

In the centuries prior to our hyperliterate age, the ability to write down big ideas was sufficient to secure a person government office, or at least a cozy monastic cell. Revolutionary ideas often placed their authors in peril of their lives. After centuries of struggling with the notions of whence power derives, most of the world has come to the conclusion that contrary opinions deserve to have an airing in press and pixels. Subsequently, our freedom of speech has become so open-ended and our technology so capable at disseminating that speech, that books seem quite passe as a medium to inspire social change.

These days, documentary video is the social revolutionary's medium of choice. And like so much of today's media, influential video is generally short and pointed. Images of smoke over Syrian rooftops or police cracking down on a political protest speak directly to the gut, requiring little to no imagination. Graphical brevity has trained a generation of world-shakers to respond to concise calls to arms. So where does that leave text? Sitting in a coffee shop browsing a collection of Thomas Paine's pamphlets recently, I was struck by the verbosity of Common Sense. How much momentum could Paine, the propagandist extraordinaire, have generated on social media? What might his treatise on imperial overreach have looked like divided into 140-character chunks?

Suited For War is a revolutionary book. It presents a perspective on America's position in the world that would have appalled and delighted Paine. Appalled because the America it portrays has devolved into a puppet state, a militaristic hegemony that holds the world economy in perpetual servitude while willfully prostituting itself to the whims of economic elite. Delighted because it portrays an America primed for revolutionary upheaval. Suited For War highlights the power of individuals to engineer social change. The protagonists – financial whizkid Ken, socialist Tahen, and mastermind Sahar – oppose some truly villainous collusions between industrial titan Avery Wellingham and the CIA, all the while staying true to their principles.

If that sounds a bit stodgy in theory, it's not in execution. The book is highly entertaining, with plenty of nail-biting twists and a much greater sense of tension than Epiphany on Wall Street, its predecessor in the series. Ken's double-agent exploits in particular add a good bit to the fun factor of the narrative, rivaling those of his B-surnamed peers [Bond, Bourne]. The difference between Suited For War and a contemporary spy novel is that, in between Ken's bouts of jetsetting and Sahar and Tahen playing power politics, the latter pair act as authorial avatars, giving voice to scathing denunciations of America's self-interested political meddling and its willingness to stomp on smaller nations in pursuance of its proxy wars. There are moments in the book when all this doom and gloom is hard to take, but the writerly asides are always cogent. Consider this excerpt from Chapter 5, appropriately titled Stretch your mind some. Here speaker Sahar discusses the moral bankrupty of "Old Man" Wellingham.

"How many crimes of war would you guess are afoot in the world, well outside the Old Man's purview, never mind the media's? Hundreds, thousands – more? Each day a million little acts of war? With which weapon does crime become war, war become crime? Whose blood is the boundary between collateral death and genocide?"

Musings like this are commonplace in the book. Indeed, this is a mundane example, less barbed and more scattershot than Tahen's indictments of capitalist excess. Basically, Suited For War is a ticking time bomb of a book. In another age, its anonymous author would have been dragged out of obscurity to either be lionized or shot, or both. Now I sincerely have to wonder, is America too media saturated for the bomb that it is ever to go off?

Having now read both extant volumes in the The Nine Inch Bride series, I'm convinced of the author's bona fides as a culture critic. He or she belongs in the company of Orwell and Vonnegut. In its denouncement of profit motive, Suited For War hooks with heft and uppercuts with ambition. It's a one-eyed pirate of a book, clutching a knife in its teeth and preparing to board our democracy with ravishing intent. By all that's Jeffersonian, it should strike fear into capitalist hearts.

Granted it's not a perfect book, possessing at least twice as many dialogue tags as the text demands. Yet it has its soaring moments too, like the opening image of frenzied minnows being mobbed by predatory gulls. For the record, in sober moments I'm not in whole-souled agreement with the book's politics, particularly in its holding up the socialist ideal as a desirable alternative to the capitalism of its near-future setting. But my agreement is not the point. The point is that Suited For War is a uniquely American book. It rages mightily against the machine, even at those springs and cogs we imagine most essential. Were one looking to test of the First Amendment's original intent, it'd be hard to find a more robust example of distrust for the powers that be.

In short, Suited For War deserves to be read. It presents views that have the potential to change perspectives, maybe even ignite a movement. These views deserve an airing. So how do we prevent Suited For War from being lost in the flood of paper and eBooks on the market?

One-fourth of my way through the novel, I started given thought to this problem. NPR's All Things Considered provided the answer. To save Suited For War from obscurity, to give it the audience it deserves, we've got to ban it. Short of a major political celebrity unmasking as the author, it's the only way forward that I can see. We have to ban Suited For War from libraries and schools, deny it to our children, speak of it in our peer groups only in hushed tones. Only a banning has the potential to elevate the book to its deserved level of infamy among the young and disenfranchised.

Certainly Suited For War deserves to be banned. You want to talk anti-American? Suited For War. Anti-white privilege? Suited For War. Ken and Sahar and Tahen have a winked-at relationship that can certainly be described as unorthodox, so check that box off too. I dare say that the only people who could not find something at which to be offended in Suited For War are the sort of covert freedom fighters it portrays, and they mostly live at sea, or in cabins off the grid.

I'm serious about this. This year, 2016, the ALA's Banned Book Week runs September 25-October 1. There could be no more perfect time to lock up this dangerous volume of revolutionary rhetoric behind flimsy, alluring bars. Get it labeled as pinko propaganda. Say it incites violence and discontent. Better yet, lump it in with Epiphany on Wall Street as a sex book! Ban it fast, ban it hard, ban it deep.

Post #BanSuitedforWar on Facebook and Twitter. Demand the ban! And tell your friends you're banning it. Warn them of the dangers. Assure them they're clever people. Their heightened critical faculties may be just refined enough to endure the assault on the senses that is Suited For War. But the rest of the country? Someone has to speak up for them. Won't somebody think of the children?

Suited For War, the second in the Nine Inch Bride series, is part of the Book Club Reading List. It can be purchased at Amazon. But you shouldn't purchase it, of course. Too dangerous!

For more about Banned Book Week, check out

Disclosure: I am not the author of the Nine Inch Bride series nor am I associated with the author in any way, to the best of my knowledge. I was given a pre-release electronic copy of Suited For War by a representative of the website above after posting my review for Epiphany on Wall Street.


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Review of Suited For War

By Shaine B. Parker
October 11, 2016

Science fiction deals with imaginative concepts such as futuristic science and technology. Many people are aficionados of science fiction, but what puts many off are when it goes into space/time travel and creates extraterrestrials and other phenomenon difficult for many to wrap their minds around. Science fiction has been called "The Literature of Ideas." The genre can offer a glimpse into the future, and can be most realistic using the platform of the present and recent past to look into what is ahead. A truly classic example of that is Philip K. Dick's novel, The Man In The High Tower, where Dick describes what it is like to live in Occupied America after losing WWII to Germany and Japan.

Suited For War, the second book in the Nine Inch Bride series is a book such as Dick's novel. The book is set fifteen or twenty years into the future, the technology and weaponry used and described simply advanced refinements of what is now in use or in development. What is masterfully done in this book through the use of rich insightful dialogue and description is to give a view into the shadow banking and defense industries which runs the United States and the world for its own profit and power, and little if anything else.

The Nine Inch Bride is Sahar, a fully formed and beautiful woman of diminutive nine-inch stature. She lives on the estate of Avery Wellingham, one of the wealthiest men in the world and head of a banking empire. Her father, Pedro, is the Mexican gardener, handyman and undetected resident genius. Sahar lives as an almost invisible spy on the estate, having access to all the information available to Wellingham. She realizes Wellingham's deleterious manipulations of money, natural resources and people will lead to the inevitable end of the world. She is a good student and serendipitously learns shadow banking and how it controls politics, the military/industrial complex and the peoples and resources of the world. The technology and resources she has available allows her to try to save the world. The real world analogy for Sahar would be that she is David Rockefeller's personal secretary who knows absolutely everything and is willing to tell it and use it for good, as opposed to accumulating more wealth and power.

In the first book , Epiphany On Wall Steet, Sahar is shot down by the ten gauge shotgun of Wellingham as she pilot's a bird-sized plane built by her father. She is unhurt and parachutes into the car of Ken Loehner when he leaves the estate. Loehner saves Sahar and Sahar ends up saving Ken's life when he attempts suicide after a market crash. Loehner is a financial analyst with valuable contacts in the world of "The Bigs," which Sahar needs. Sahar realizes she needs enormous sums of money in order to save the world, and with the help of Ken she sets out to acquire the needed money. My review of Ephiphany on Wall Steet can be read here.

Suited for War is a scary, spine-tingling book because it takes the reader inside the nefarious and unethical worlds of high finance and the reigning Intelligence and political cultures and institutions. Wars are planned for both Pakistan, where vast mineral deposits have been discovered and for socialist-leaning Venezuela, to steal and exploit its petroleum reserves. This extremely tight and well written book is frightening because there's no doubt it gives gives an accurate and arguably perfect insight into the political/ financial world of the United States and its evil empire.

The book by necessity starts slowly in the first chapter which recaptures what happened in the first book, but soon one does not want to put the nearly 300 page book down. The book leaves one anxious for what will take place in the next book in the series. The fact that the author does not use his or her name in laying claim to this truly enjoyable book with remarkable dialogue and insights adds authenticity to the book because it leads one to believe it was likely written by an insider who needs to protect their identity.

This book is a must read for all political, economic and financial junkies. This quote from the book sums it up quite well: " American leadership was this day exposed for what it was, the banking cabal of a techno-terror state, the instrument of immoral gangsters."


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Loved It!

Peter Dickerson
Here & There, Austrailia


I loved ~An Epiphany on Wall Street~ book one in the Nine Inch Bride (#9ib) series. The politics, mystery, escapism and romance were beautifully woven. Sa is introduced to us as an impossible leader and beloved heroine. There were many memorable and intriguing quotes within the pages of book one.

I have now finished reading the soon-to-be-released book two in the #9ib series ~Suited for War. Book two is also great reading. Fact is, I'm in love with the #9ib series concept. ~Suited for War~ further builds the series' critical issue base for follow-on books to address. This is a cliffhanger. Our heroes have attracted the attention of powerful enemies.

Book two has moved on from romance, mystery and introductions to deal with foreign policy issues, international politics, institutional intrigue, global economics and industrial civilization. There is still some romance however. The sexual tension between and among the characters is critical.

The #9ib series is about domestic and global issues and the need for change. In book two, Ken, Sa and Tahen are the main characters who have accepted serious and dangerous responsibilities to change the world.

I was keenly interested in the issues presented in book two through the key villains in the story. Capitalism is given as the principal issue and cause of the world’s problems. An alternative to capitalism will need to be revealed in further books. I was looking for issues such as liberty, freedom, debt, tax, welfare, the environment, extinction, animal agriculture, government waste and corruption, overpopulation, ocean devastation. Between books one and two, nearly all of these are touched upon, though government waste and corruption are not specifically addressed. The villains in book two are presented as the US Government, massive global corporations, third world puppet regimes and the global financial machine.

An open question for me as reader is this: what will the series present as an alternative to capitalism? What alternative socio-economic system will be adopted? How do governments, which are inherently wasteful, dishonest and corrupt, fit into this vision for the future?

Book two considers some socialist economies in South America as providing examples for the future. I have a number of issues with this in a global economy, but these issues were not considered in the book. Change is definitely needed, however. The current system does not work.

I am intensely curious to see what will be presented within the #9ib series as an alternative model for the world, as well as the heroine's ideas about how this can be achieved. As of the end of book two, the series is leaning towards democratic socialism. Fine detail is not necessary or possible in the context of political fiction, yet the series legitimately and substantially presents broad themes, key considerations and statements or manifestos for the future to be based on.

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